Music Monday

Music Monday: If Madonna Calls by Junior Vasquez

Music Monday is a meme that was created by Drew from The Tattooed Book Geek. Bjørn and I will pick a song alternatively on each Monday and share our thoughts about them. Bjørn’s pick this week is If Madonna Calls by Junior Vasquez.

Thoughts and Ramblings

Madonna has worked with all the names in dance music. It must be quite a feeling to get a call from her and not pick up. In case this ever happens to you, save the voicemail, because you might end up turning it into a massive banger. ‘If Madonna Calls’ could have ended the Junior Vasquez collaborations before any of them happened, but either she had a moment of having a sense of humour or never heard it. Junior’s remixes of ‘Bedtime Story’ are quite awesome. This song is absolutely, gloriously shameless. Spoiler: Madonna? He’s not there for that.

Song Lyrics

‘Hello Junior, this is Madonna, are you there? Call me in Miami!’

This is Madonna
This is Madonna
This is Madonna
This is Madonna

If Madonna calls I’m not here…….
If Madonna calls, tell her I’m not here

Hello Junior, this is Madonna
Hello Junior, this is Madonna
Hello Junior, this is Madonna
Hello Junior, this is Madonna, are you there?
Call me in Miami
This is Madonna
This is Madonna
This is Madonna
This is Madonna
This is Madonna

Disconnect her
Disconnect her
Dis-dis-dis-dis-disconnect her

Watch me some boys from El Barrio and I’ll be set!

Hola senorita cosa!
Hola senorita cosa!
Hola senorita cosa!

If Madonna calls I’m not here!

If if if Madonna calls
If Madonna calls
If Madonna calls
If Madonna calls I’m not here!
I’m not here!
I’m not here!
I’m not here!
I’m not here!

If Madonna calls
If if Madonna calls
If Madonna calls
If if Madonna calls
If Madonna calls I’m not here!
If Madonna calls
If if if Madonna calls
If Madonna calls
If if if Madonna calls, tell her I’m not here!
I’m not here!

Actually, if she calls, disconnect her!
I’m not here!

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